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5¢ Cucumbers

Cucumbers are just too expensive! We have a right to cucumbers! We need more affordable cucumbers!


We find a legislator that agrees with us. They write a bill legislating that cucumbers can’t be sold for more than 5¢. We are thrilled and we get everyone we can think of to support the bill in the hopes of it passing. Sure enough it passes.


Now we can buy cucumbers for 5¢. We are thrilled.


The grocers have some cucumbers in inventory. They sell them for 5¢.


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